A woman and army general…Brilliant continuation in the first comment 
The woman, in disbelief said “1956?!
That long? Come with me and let me make your night better.”
The woman and general went back to her apartment and made passionate love for over an hour.
Afterwards, the woman cuddled up to the general and said
“Well, you sure haven’t forgotten anything since 1956…”
The general looked at her, confused, and replied
I sure hope not, it’s only 2130 now.”
A woman asked an Army General when the last time he had made love to a woman.
The general replied “1956, ma’am.”
